we usta do
Slug tosses
with our toes
and at the End
of the Contest who-
ever was Tallest* won.

it was like
putting glue on
your feet and then
walking thru forest detritus

you might not
See your feet a-
gain for a Week.

you could walk right up the wall
& onto the ceiling for a couple days

we wouldda needed
Galoshes in Your
Home.

*like the
Band

oops
looks
like ONE
'*' [x2!] per Customer.