Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.

Ray Liotta, Shakira, and Colossal Cocks
Gossip May 30 10:00 AM

Ray Liotta, Shakira, and Colossal Cocks

Elinor Jones
We're Paying Attention to Julia Fox, Hot Model Yumi Nu, and the World's Best Big Mac-Eatin' Wisconsin Man
Gossip May 23 10:00 AM

We're Paying Attention to Julia Fox, Hot Model Yumi Nu, and the World's Best Big Mac-Eatin' Wisconsin Man

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Good Rescues, Bad Moms, and Bras That Are Clothes
Gossip May 16 1:06 PM

Good Rescues, Bad Moms, and Bras That Are Clothes

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Pizza Entitlement, Fancy Dresses, and Why Voting Doesn't Matter (Except When It Does, Like NOW)
Gossip May 9 10:04 AM

Pizza Entitlement, Fancy Dresses, and Why Voting Doesn't Matter (Except When It Does, Like NOW)

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An Almost-Naked Man, a Haunted Church, and Rachel McAdams Existing
Gossip May 2 11:00 AM

An Almost-Naked Man, a Haunted Church, and Rachel McAdams Existing

Elinor Jones
Biden in Portland, Woman in an Outhouse, and Ferris Bueller in His Sister
Gossip Apr 25 10:00 AM

Biden in Portland, Woman in an Outhouse, and Ferris Bueller in His Sister

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Planned Parenthood, People for Portland, and Corpses (Both Current and Ancient)
Gossip Apr 18 11:00 AM

Planned Parenthood, People for Portland, and Corpses (Both Current and Ancient)

Elinor Jones
On Ghosts and Gubernatorial Candidates
Gossip Apr 11 10:00 AM

On Ghosts and Gubernatorial Candidates

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Bad Celebrities and Good Animals (Also, Scary Animals!)
Gossip Apr 4 9:42 AM

Bad Celebrities and Good Animals (Also, Scary Animals!)

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Good Shade, Bad Vibes, and Ugly Shoes
Gossip Mar 28 10:03 AM

Good Shade, Bad Vibes, and Ugly Shoes

Elinor Jones
Elk Outrage, Horny Mature Whales, and GOP Baby-Nappers!
Gossip Mar 21 10:00 AM

Elk Outrage, Horny Mature Whales, and GOP Baby-Nappers!

Elinor Jones
All the Cool Kids Had COVID, Avril Lavigne's
Gossip Mar 14 9:56 AM

All the Cool Kids Had COVID, Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" B-day, and Love in the Floral Aisle of Trader Joe's

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Theater Review: <i>Hedwig and the Angry Inch</i> Returns to the Ellyn Bye and to Rocking Your Face Off
Theater & Performance Feb 7 12:44 PM

Theater Review: Hedwig and the Angry Inch Returns to the Ellyn Bye and to Rocking Your Face Off

Elinor Jones
Good Afternoon News: Mayor Fires Off New Homeless Camping Ban, Portland's Rocketing Traffic Deaths, and Angry Mob Still Mad at Pence
News Feb 4 4:34 PM

Good Afternoon News: Mayor Fires Off New Homeless Camping Ban, Portland's Rocketing Traffic Deaths, and Angry Mob Still Mad at Pence

Elinor Jones
Good Afternoon, News: Brown's Final
News Feb 3 3:54 PM

Good Afternoon, News: Brown's Final "State of the State," Wheeler's Emergency Homeless Rule, and a Dog That Looks Like Will Ferrell

Elinor Jones
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