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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “Are You Voting for Biden or Bernie?”

Frank Cassano

New Column! “I Passed My Hep C Test!” by Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest

New Column: "I Think I Caused the Coronavirus" by Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus
New Column!: Tip Her a Fiver! by Adam Driver
Comedy Jan 30 4:00 AM

New Column!: Tip Her a Fiver! by Adam Driver

Adam Driver
Hey Lovebirds! It’s Time to Submit Your FREE <i>Mercury</i> Valentine!
New Column! Jan 16 4:00 AM

Hey Lovebirds! It’s Time to Submit Your FREE Mercury Valentine!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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The “Decade in Review” Match Game!
Comedy Dec 19 4:00 AM

The “Decade in Review” Match Game!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks!
New Column! Dec 19 4:00 AM

Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What Are You Thankful For?”
Comedy Nov 21 4:00 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What Are You Thankful For?”

Frank Cassano
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Announcing the 2020 <i>Portland Mercury</i> FOOD WEEK Schedule
Comedy Nov 7 4:00 AM

Announcing the 2020 Portland Mercury FOOD WEEK Schedule

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland’s Most Haunted Places (That You Never Knew Were Super Fucking Haunted)!
Comedy Oct 24 4:00 AM

Portland’s Most Haunted Places (That You Never Knew Were Super Fucking Haunted)!

Mercury Staff
Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: Should Donald Trump be Impeached?
Comedy Oct 10 4:00 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: Should Donald Trump be Impeached?

Frank Cassano
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New Column: Another White Guy Drops Out of 2020 Democratic Presidential Race
Comedy Sep 26 4:00 AM

New Column: Another White Guy Drops Out of 2020 Democratic Presidential Race

Donald Henderson
Quick! Get Your Tickets Now for the Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy 2019!
Events Sep 12 4:00 AM

Quick! Get Your Tickets Now for the Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy 2019!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk SMASH Puny Jay Inslee!
Comedy Aug 29 4:00 AM

One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk SMASH Puny Jay Inslee!

The Incredible Hulk
Hurry Up Already! Entries for the 2019 HUMP! Film Fest are Due September 13!
Movies & TV Aug 15 4:00 AM

Hurry Up Already! Entries for the 2019 HUMP! Film Fest are Due September 13!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
You’re Wrong About That! (Portland Edition)
Comedy Aug 1 4:00 AM

You’re Wrong About That! (Portland Edition)

Francine Colman-Gutierrez
Two Months After Announcing Presidential Bid, Another White Guy Declares Himself the Democratic Nominee
Comedy Jul 18 4:00 AM

Two Months After Announcing Presidential Bid, Another White Guy Declares Himself the Democratic Nominee

Donald Henderson
America, Make No Mistake—I <i>WILL</i> Disappoint You
Comedy Jul 4 4:00 AM

America, Make No Mistake—I WILL Disappoint You

Former Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller
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