WHAT'S UP, BRAINY BOTTOM! It's time once again to put that brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week we'll decide which Portland neighborhood has the WORST drivers, as well as get freaked out over a local monster's ORANGE TEETH.

But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Very dang good! And even better, in last week's "ink blot" test, the majority of you decided that picture looked like "two clowns with bloody feet," rather than "a penis." Congrats, you're not insane... like, at all!

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!