The Trash Report

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The Truth About President's Day, Smart Cops, Good Celebs, and Yes, I *Am* Young, Thanks

Hear ye! Hear ye! Lend us your ears for the latest garbage-y gossip from THE TRASH REPORT!

The Mike Pence Raid, The Mitt Romney Scold, The Ashton Kutcher Charmlessness Defense, and Cocaine Dolphins (I Wish)

Chooo-chooo! Hop on the hot garbage gossip train with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.

Balloons Are Boring, Portland Sucks (Or Does It?), and a Cat that Looks Like Matt Damon

Hear ye! Hear ye! Get the latest gossipy garbage with THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Jan 30 10:00 AM

Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)

It's THE TRASH REPORT: All the latest hot gossip—plus an incredible number of Rick Astley references.

The Trash Report Jan 23 10:00 AM

Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein Thefts, and Being Cool and Slutty

Time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.

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The Trash Report Jan 9 10:00 AM

Republican't Congress, John Lennon Was a Narc, Girl Chips, and Poor Cats

New year... all new trash! Get the latest hot goss with THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Dec 26 10:00 AM

2022: A Year in Trash

Journey back through the garbage can of time with all the best trashy gossip of 2022 from THE TRASH REPORT!

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The Trash Report Dec 19 10:00 AM

Skinny Scarves, Skinny Celebs, Mediocre Men, and CATS!

Don't bother with gloves... digging through this pile of trashy gossip will instantly dissolve 'em. It's THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Dec 12 10:00 AM

Kyrsten Sinem-UGH, Experts are Experts, Portland is Fun, and Celebs are Messy!

Soooo much delicious local and national gossip... and it's all right here in THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Dec 5 10:00 AM

Royal Racism, Cruise Ship Calamities, and Soccer Stress!

Let's go, Trash Pandas! Dig into the latest local and national gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.

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The Trash Report Nov 28 10:44 AM

Ice Cream Wars, Holiday Wars, and My Future Celebrity Skincare Line

Time to dig through the week's most delicious trash... with THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Nov 21 10:00 AM

Christmas Movies I'd Like to See, That One Guy, That Other Guy, and My Favorite Celebrity Gossip Conspiracy Theory About Brad Pitt

You need more garbage in your diet... and so? Here's this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Nov 14 10:00 AM

Gayest Midterms Ever, Chaos on Twitter (In a Fun Way), Leave Chris Evans Alone, and Rain on Tiffany's Wedding Day

Calling all Trash Pandas! Get your fill of celebrity garbage and more with THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Nov 7 9:56 AM

Elon's Downfall, Buzzfeed is Back, Henry Cavill Not a Creep, and Please Vote and Enjoy Puppies

You like trashy gossip and cute puppies, right? Then you're gonna love this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Oct 31 10:00 AM

Let's Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let's Ruin Betsy's Campaign! Let's Appreciate Keanu Reeves! Let's Buy the Dinosaur House!

Skip the dumpster... the latest celebrity and local garbage is right here in THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Oct 17 10:00 AM

POTUS in Portland, Pelosi Wants to Punch, and Everybody is Gay, Including Madonna

Hear ye! Hear ye! It's the latest gossip from home and abroad in this week's THE TRASH REPORT!