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The Trash Report
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Chooo-chooo! Hop on the hot garbage gossip train with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
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The Trash Report
Jan 30
10:00 AM
Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)
It's THE TRASH REPORT: All the latest hot gossip—plus an incredible number of Rick Astley references.
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The Trash Report
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10:00 AM
Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein Thefts, and Being Cool and Slutty
Time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
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The Trash Report
Jan 16
9:04 AM
Drunk at the Globes, the Fight for Gas Appliances and Horny Candy, and Why I'll Never Read Again (Kidding! Kind of.)
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
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Republican't Congress, John Lennon Was a Narc, Girl Chips, and Poor Cats
New year... all new trash! Get the latest hot goss with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 26
10:00 AM
2022: A Year in Trash
Journey back through the garbage can of time with all the best trashy gossip of 2022 from THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Dec 19
10:00 AM
Skinny Scarves, Skinny Celebs, Mediocre Men, and CATS!
Don't bother with gloves... digging through this pile of trashy gossip will instantly dissolve 'em. It's THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 12
10:00 AM
Kyrsten Sinem-UGH, Experts are Experts, Portland is Fun, and Celebs are Messy!
Soooo much delicious local and national gossip... and it's all right here in THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 5
10:00 AM
Royal Racism, Cruise Ship Calamities, and Soccer Stress!
Let's go, Trash Pandas! Dig into the latest local and national gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Nov 28
10:44 AM
Ice Cream Wars, Holiday Wars, and My Future Celebrity Skincare Line
Time to dig through the week's most delicious trash... with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 21
10:00 AM
Christmas Movies I'd Like to See, That One Guy, That Other Guy, and My Favorite Celebrity Gossip Conspiracy Theory About Brad Pitt
You need more garbage in your diet... and so? Here's this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 14
10:00 AM
Gayest Midterms Ever, Chaos on Twitter (In a Fun Way), Leave Chris Evans Alone, and Rain on Tiffany's Wedding Day
Calling all Trash Pandas! Get your fill of celebrity garbage and more with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 7
9:56 AM
Elon's Downfall, Buzzfeed is Back, Henry Cavill Not a Creep, and Please Vote and Enjoy Puppies
You like trashy gossip and cute puppies, right? Then you're gonna love this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 31
10:00 AM
Let's Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let's Ruin Betsy's Campaign! Let's Appreciate Keanu Reeves! Let's Buy the Dinosaur House!
Skip the dumpster... the latest celebrity and local garbage is right here in THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 24
9:56 AM
The Warring Messes of American and English Politics, Salad Dressing Dramas, and How It All Relates to Taylor Swift (Also: Please Vote)
Get your doctor-recommended weekly dose of trash with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 17
10:00 AM
POTUS in Portland, Pelosi Wants to Punch, and Everybody is Gay, Including Madonna
Hear ye! Hear ye! It's the latest gossip from home and abroad in this week's THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
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