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Jane
Happy valentines to my favorite fellow member of the potato club! Xoxo meowllory
Patrick
Donāt know how we got so lucky in this lifetime, but here we are. Valentine year number 9! Thank you for keeping it weird with meā¤ļøāš„
Junie
Youāre an amazing and beautiful woman. Thank you for your encouragement and support. You make me a better person. I love you. Yours. Always.
Petey-Poo
You are the gravy to my potatoes, the frosting to my cupcake, the chicken to my enchilada. You are the love of my life. Happy V Day to my hot Husband!
Sweet Sox
I love you my darling, and I am so happy that weāre going to be parents soon. I love you to the moon and back.
Sleepy
I love you so much Iād take a pickle back shot for you, which is the same as taking a bullet. Vals and sushi tonight?
Sexy Shit
You said, āWeāre not perfect but weāre perfect for each otherā, after I lost my mind for a day. That is some sexy shit. Crosswords in bed for life!
Lefty
Even though we will be celebrating in two different countries on two different continents. My love crosses the ocean. Happy Valentines Day Baby.
Cha-Cha
On our 5th V day, I just have one question? Still up for awkward?
Bubby
Looking forward to our next adventure-If Iām falling asleep with you by my side, it will be okay. Thanks for making me laugh. PS I love your dick.
Tom-Tom
Happy Valentineās Day! I love you more than the 150 character limit can ever know! You are amazing & brilliant! I cannot wait to see you
Devil D
Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, but Iām super into you Call me maybe...?
Ralphie
Happy Valentines Day! Hereās to many more violent and adult themed episodes of Altered Carbon and life sized teddy bear destuffings.
Puppy
I just wanted to let you know that you are amazing. I know things have been tough lately, but I love you more than I ever have. I love you so - M
Joanie
It has been good hanging out, and while I am still smitten, platonic works. You are an incredible person, and I am happy to call you a friend.
Care Bear
I miss you when youāre not near me, I need your touch, your lips, your smell, your presence near me.
Zaddy Long Legs
Steph, you're the sunshine of my life & I'm so grateful for you. Here's to you, here's to us, here's to our first v-day together & many more to come.
Patrick
Donāt know how we got so lucky in this lifetime, but here we are. Valentine year number 9! Thank you for keeping it weird with meā¤ļøāš„
Husband
Who knew 26 years latter you would be š my ass and loving š„° it! Canāt wait to see what what this adventure brings next. ššš Farina Johnson
T.S.
You make a girl want to change parties. Never wouldāve guessed your dick down would make me wanna follow you to a hoe down. Keep bossinā up. ā¤ļø C.S.
Nanners
Youāre the best banana in the whole bunch. Donāt tell the rest of the fam! Love you!
RayRay
Let me seduce you my pretty Iāll gent-ally lick your left titty Youāll even the ratio With expert fellatio Then letting me stuff your moist kitty
Ingy-poo
Meet me at Tarboush so we can discuss the latest episode of Ted Lasso. And yes, I will bring the kid (but not her iPad).
Tyler
There's nobody I'd rather survive a pandemic with than you. Thanks for keeping us all HH&S. I love you! <3 Mimi
L & T
Every day, not just today, you both are my everything~ my heart, life, breath. We got this, we do. Rainbows will be revealed after all the storms. ~Me
J
Oh with you, I'd travel thick And with you, I'd also travel thin And all the spaces in between I'd travel with you, you're my sweet one - Lil B
Jamis
Almost 6 years together and your kisses still make me Swoon. Will you be my forever Valentine? Your forever little Spoon (who loves you to the moon.)
Lady Starbuck
Loveās lusty companion has bitten With you and your body Iām smitten Iāll nosh on your teacakes To cultivate cumquakes And hungrily lap at your kitān
Alexandra
My heart is full of love for you. You are talented, giving, and true. And, my daughter, beautiful too. Happy Valentineās Day and every day. Mama
Beshert
It is in his walk, the carriage of his neck, the flex of his waist and knees...To see him pass conveys as much as the best poem, perhaps more...
Everett
We love you so much! Love the Ninja Turtles
Mis Ojitos De Miel
Te quiero mi fundillo apestoso. No one else Iād rather have laid up with me and fart non stop nonetheless spend my time with. Te adoro amor mĆo<3
RayRay
Let me sājuice ya māpretty Iāll gen2-li lick yer left titi Uāll even the ratio W/ā¬xpert Ā£ellatio āfor letnā me stuff yer moist kiiti
Stephen
We are sailing through time. Your sweet love is guiding our way. It is a fun adventure with you. Looking forward to where the tide will take us next.
Lydia
Dear One, you will always be my Valentine. Thank you for choosing me. The best thing that ever happened to me was YOU. Stay cute
Vic
I love you & think of you often. No one will ever shine like you. I'll keep an eye out for you on the path. Miss you -Love Missy
Cape Disappointment
Rescue me from boredom. Rescue me from withering guilt. I can't forget you. Give me the taste of gated fruit. Lemme taste your nectarine. -Sweats
Maya
Weāve had so many adventures together, and weāve got many more in our future! I love you! ā¤ļø A + š¶š¶
Danny
I love you baby. Almost 5 years together. Juan, Timmy, our girl spenny and of course me....can't live without you. Always and forever Love Lisa Marie.
Jeffrey TheVelcroDog
Jeffrey Jeffstofferson you are the only one that I want to be near. Jeffrey Jeffstofferson this is your home now and you have nothing to fear.
Poopsie
Well my poopsie is so whoopsie, but also really sweet, she walks around with a smile on her face and she dances to the beat. Talkin' bout my poopsie!
Matty B
Iām stoked on you! May the sexy times never end my love!
Gangsta Boogie
Seems like the longer this relationship has been going the better it gets. Love u so muchy!
Diana
Keep an eye on her, sheās still the love of my life too.
Yennifer
Like clockwork it the Mercury Valentine. As steady as my love for you + a dopamine hit when you read it like I get every time you walk into the room.
Little Animal
The school dads are probably jerking it hard over your ass, but I'm the only one who knows how to handle it. Looking forward to more fucking. -HBear
Meg the Magnificent
Thank you for the awesome pizza and escape room dates, but my basement bedroom is where I want you to be. You rattle me. I am at your service. ~j
Bumsquatch
Thanks for making me a decent woman this past year! Love you to pieces. xoxoxoxoxo Bumbum
goodmatch K
you're an absolute dream and the partner I've been waiting for. tiger tiger tiger
Spencer
I love u so much! I made one of these b4 but had to cut it out 4 u as you didnāt live here yet. Now weāre married & have a home + cat 2gether. Sweet!
Ollie
I love you even more than you hate Valentine's Day! Downloading snapchat was the best thing I ever did. Love you to the moon. xox Mad
Jaclyn
It's been a wild ride and I just wanted to say I luh U. Your favorite pervertito
Sweetie pie
There are no sweeter pies than yours. Other sweetie pies may find pie eaters to live by but one sweetie pie is another's sweetie pie as amazing.
SS
I grieve now that I fully understand...I wonder if you will. I'm sorry my anxiety hurt you. Robot love is forevermore, I'll love you forevermore. FTR
Neil the real deal
I married 4 luv, I choose u evryday. Keep ur wife fed, donāt end up dead. Itās a hot tub night, this is the way. Mmmm this is nice. Letās get sushi.
Neil the real deal
I married 4 luv, I choose u evryday. Keep ur wife fed, donāt end up dead. Itās a hot tub night, this is the way. Mmmm this is nice. Letās get sushi.
Hilla
You're the bestest bestie of them all. I'd be (more) insane without you. I love you! CRONE COVEN 4EVA!
Chelsea
Cheru-Chan, F.O.D.
Jeremy S
This is our 20th V-Day together. The past few months have been really hard, but I love you more every day. Stay rad and sexy.
Levi
I love you like someone we know loves bleu cheese. I love you like someone else we know loves the color red. I'm gonna love you for a long, long time.
Night
VIVA LA SANCHO!
Mary W
My dove! I love you! I adore you! I cherish you! I'm so glad to have married you!
Zyah and Babe
God has truly shown out by blessing me with both of you. I will love you with my whole heart until the end of time - Love Mama
David
You are simply the best. Better than all the rest.
A_Maria
Bringing this tradition back! The 1st one was 19 years ago, if you can believe it. Love you more each year!
Lustrous Ladies
Some public acclaim for you all - thanks for being strong, imaginative, and thoughtful, up for anything - almost 5 years for some, welcome to newbies
Dragon
How could a skanky old badger resist your searing dragon flames? At least I stay warm.
Ss
I've forgiven you for everything. We are supposed to be friends. I miss you every day. I remain hopeful to get my bff back.
Ss
I've forgiven you for everything. We are supposed to be friends. I miss you every day. I remain hopeful to get my bff back.
Stinkbutt
I know it's corny, but you are a-maize-ing! Happy Love Day! Love Buhbay, Lucy & Filbert
Sean Airport
LOVE YOU! in matching pants, or no pants, you're pretty sweet xoxoxo
BB Burritoz
Here's to a lifetime of dirty talk and drive-by humping. Thanks for getting me and letting me get you.
Miguelito
I love you and canāt wait to have your sexy baby wreck my vag so you can kiss it better
TEA
I hope that you get everything you want in life Sincerely, POT
Matt
You are everything to me. I feel lucky to be with you everyday! Will you be my Valentine? Melanie
Patricia
There are none I would rather eat a heart shaped pizza with. You're it.
Vern
I love everything about you! Even your goofy little sasspants
Laura
I love you as much as Jimmy loves biting toes. Love, Claire
Dranas
Meeerrrr! Good thing you're cute cause your butt stinks. ~MLPC~ Happy VD!
Lovely Holly,
Fourteen years of valentines, fifteenth coming soon. Itās unreal to love you more now then ever. I didnāt know my life would be an epic love story. Ty
Bella
You are effortlessly kind, full of compassion, and easy to love. I am forever grateful that you are in my life. I love you, Len
Winks
Mommy loves you more than anything in the world. You're my reason for everything. Always remember, baby- we were meant for each other. Happy VDay!
(supposed) Badger
Identity theft is not a joke, Millions of families suffer every year!
Alysia
Dearest potato, Thank you for taking a chance on being known. Even if it freaks you out sometimes. Love, Your potato
Brandon
Youāre still the one. We fit together perfectly. When our heart & body energies collide it is absolute magic. I will love forever. You are my person.
Cleo
You are my bestie! I love you bitch! We have a soul tie and I am happy we met!
Cory
Roses are red ā¦.I forgot the rest. I love you, Sketti
JamilleCamille
No cart runs as smoothly without its third, squeaky wheel. I miss and love you both!!
Buttercup
I love you so much! So excited to be married and in our new house. My favorite place is snuggled on you. All the snatches with love, your wife S
Joe Mo
Another year, another Valentine. Iām truly the luckiest to spend every morning waking up next to you. You make my heart full.
EARTH WOMAN!!
What a zany, crazy 365 its been! Injuries, house plans gone awry, COVID! It's been wonderful to have you by my side through it all. LOVE YOU TONS!!!
Ranger Caitlin
Roses are red Violets are blue Youāre the best park ranger Even though you sometimes step in human poo Who says romance is dead? Not meā¦ Go Stars!
Joon Cat
Love you so much my sweets! Me and the boys wanted to wish you a happy Valentineās Day! -B
Alicia
I think youāre awesome and I think we are pretty awesome together. Letās keep doing that. I love you letās go out some time Benedict
Avocado
You are the greatest of friends, the sexiest of lovers and the best travel companion anyone could ask for. You bring me so much joy and excitement.
Hot NAFO Love!
Ten years ago we celebrated our new marriage by skinny dipping in the Black Sea in Crimea, Ukraine. Let's do it again soon, when it is Ukraine again.
Tony Tony Tony
Iām so happy to have met an old man that loves meā¦ I think. You make my days better and the sex is a plus. Keep it coming! I love you. Xo
Ajac Mighty Mouse
I love you with all my heart and all my farts. Can't wait to fart all over Spain with you!
Jeremy
I love you to the moon! Thank you for being the best Daddy this Babygirl could ever dream of.
Monk Love, gf
You are my best beach walk find, the audience to my antics, the heat in my fleece sheets and you are finally coming around to whipped cream on yogurt!
